{"ops":[{"insert":"..we are "},{"attributes":{"underline":true,"bold":true},"insert":"all"},{"insert":" crew.\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"A fan caught a home run ball with his chest while double-fisting two cans of Bud Light during Game 5 of the 2019 "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Washington Nationals"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Houston Astros"},{"insert":" World Series. -- Then the beer company made a COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT to celebrate the event, and started selling it. \n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"He caught a home run ball with his chest while double-fisting two cans of Bud Light during Game 5 of the 2019 "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Washington Nationals"},{"insert":" and "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Houston Astros"},{"insert":" World Series. \n"}]}

In the event of a crab attack - you may have to swim for life.

{"ops":[{"insert":"Team T-shirt for spies who swim?\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"Stay weird, why not?\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"This T-shirt went on sale right after the Pittsburgh Steelers defeted the Cleveland Browns in the rematch of the first game marked by a fight and a \""},{"attributes":{"link":"#tshirt-popup"},"insert":"Pittsburgh started it"},{"insert":"\" post-game T-shirt (2019/2020 NFL season)\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"\"Eat. Sleep. Swim. Repeat.\" (Perfect formula for a perfect life?)\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"Good enough shouldn't be enough, right?\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"$5 Bucket List shirt from 7-Eleven (CHEEZ-IT not included)\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"Great literature by "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Shakesbeer."},{"insert":"\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"\"I am in good company... we have a great time.\"\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"Another T-shirt from 7-Eleven's exclusive WINE collection!\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"WEAR THE DEW!"},{"insert":" -This retro Diet Mountain Dew T-shirt is perfect wear for a nostalgia 1980s party.\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"Engineers are never wrong, right?\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"\"The Price Is Right\" contestants show up in original T-shirts!\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"\"FOSTER'S"},{"insert":" - Australian for beer\".\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"True!\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"A T-shirt for "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"anybody"},{"insert":".\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"Hereditary, you said? Oh...\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"He just explains why he is right.\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"She made it through "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"brain surgery"},{"insert":" and ran the 2023 "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"WizzAir Skopje Marathon"},{"insert":". How about that?\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"And we thought "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"DEA "},{"insert":"stood for "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"Drug Enforcement Administration"},{"insert":".\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"No need to remind every 6 months.\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"insert":"\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"\""},{"insert":"It's weird being the"},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":" same age "},{"insert":"as "},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"old people"},{"insert":"."},{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"\""},{"insert":"\n"}]}

{"ops":[{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Potato food scientist"},{"insert":" at a swimming pool.\n"}]}